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[parthenia]

Anyone who wanted to slap me yesterday for my irritatingly Zen, Pollyanna-ish post on creativity yesterday can rest easy now: my report is going very, very slowly, it completely sucks and I would rather clean out a gerbil cage rather than attempt to make it any more readable. Graargh.

Plz tell me a joke or give me an amusing link. Promise promise promise I will do my homework first.

ETA I have now been for a run in the completely arsefreezing cold out there, wearing my brand new thermal running tights and matching longline Spandex top. I look like one of the Incredibles.

Comments

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

Inexplicably, you don't seem to have XKCD friended.

Go have fun.

http://xkcd.com/137/

[parthenia14.livejournal.com]

I know of it.

Heh. (http://xkcd.com/132/)

[rhythmaning.livejournal.com]

OK, a surrealist joke:

What's the difference between a duck?

One of it's legs are both the same.

[parthenia14.livejournal.com]

I'll raise you a light bulb joke for that:

Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.

[miss-sophia.livejournal.com]

First lolcat couldn't has cheezeburger either. (http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/01/funny-pictures-oldest-ever-lolcat-found/) :P

[parthenia14.livejournal.com]

I love that. And the comments are glorious.

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

Dahling, you ALWAYS look incredible...

[parthenia14.livejournal.com]

Mwah!