parthenia | (no subject)

Anyone who wanted to slap me yesterday for my irritatingly Zen, Pollyanna-ish post on creativity yesterday can rest easy now: my report is going very, very slowly, it completely sucks and I would rather clean out a gerbil cage rather than attempt to make it any more readable. Graargh.

Plz tell me a joke or give me an amusing link. Promise promise promise I will do my homework first.

ETA I have now been for a run in the completely arsefreezing cold out there, wearing my brand new thermal running tights and matching longline Spandex top. I look like one of the Incredibles.