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1.
I am a complete, complete flake who can't find of the bloody bits of paper necessary to finalise my tax return. There are four more bits of paper buried somewhere in my shoddy landfill of an office. Can I find them? No.
2.
Summoned to see P's science teacher, where words like 'lazy', 'clown' and 'underachieving' were thrown about. The apple does not fall far from the fucking tree, that's all I can say.
3.
I will never work again. Never ever ever ever. I am unsuited to work. Clients are allergic to me. I don't actually much like working either: I merely like receiving payment after saying a couple of witty things at a meeting. I have the attention span of a gnat and the work ethic of a not very worky thing.
4.
I'm so bloody bloody disorganised. And I have a headache. And the house is a disaster.
5.
I appear to have lost my mobile phone. Yes, of course it's on silent.
I am a complete, complete flake who can't find of the bloody bits of paper necessary to finalise my tax return. There are four more bits of paper buried somewhere in my shoddy landfill of an office. Can I find them? No.
2.
Summoned to see P's science teacher, where words like 'lazy', 'clown' and 'underachieving' were thrown about. The apple does not fall far from the fucking tree, that's all I can say.
3.
I will never work again. Never ever ever ever. I am unsuited to work. Clients are allergic to me. I don't actually much like working either: I merely like receiving payment after saying a couple of witty things at a meeting. I have the attention span of a gnat and the work ethic of a not very worky thing.
4.
I'm so bloody bloody disorganised. And I have a headache. And the house is a disaster.
5.
I appear to have lost my mobile phone. Yes, of course it's on silent.
